Ventriff
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ventriff
when you ask someone a question and they just stare blankly at you like you didn't say anything
You ask your coworker if she wants coffee. She stares. You ask again, louder. Still staring. You assume she's having a stroke until she finally says, "Sorry, I was just thinking about whether penguins have knees." Apparently your question entered a waiting room behind her existential crisis and never made it to the front desk.

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