Ventriff
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when you repeat yourself because someone wasn't listening the first time
You're mid-sentence when they ask "what?" so you rewind your entire thought like you're a human DVR player, word-for-word, same inflection, same pause before the punchline—only this time they're looking at their phone. So you finish anyway, alone, to the back of their head, which somehow makes you angrier than if they'd just ignored you the first time.
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