Ventriff
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ventriff
When you're trying to get someone's attention and they just keep staring at their phone like you're invisible.
You're mid-sentence explaining why your coffee tastes like regret when they suddenly look up with that glazed expression and go "Sorry, what?" So you repeat the whole thing, they nod thoughtfully, and then their eyes drift back down like you've just activated their screensaver. At that point you're not having a conversation—you're a human loading screen they're waiting to skip.

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