Ventriff
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when you're trying to open something and the plastic wrapping is so tight you can't find where to start
I once spent seven minutes with a new phone charger, convinced the manufacturers had sealed it specifically to prevent theft. Turned out there was a tiny tab designed for fingers that don't exist. I eventually used my teeth like a medieval peasant opening a letter from the king. The charger works fine. My dentist now has questions.

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