You sneeze so hard your soul nearly leaves your body, and the room goes completely silent—like you've just committed a minor crime and everyone's pretending they didn't see it. Later that day, you sneeze again, smaller this time, and someone finally says "bless you," which only confirms that your first sneeze was so violent it somehow forfeited your right to basic human acknowledgment. Now you're convinced that if you ever sneeze a third time, they'll call security.