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when you copy someone's idea and nobody cares, but then they say it again and suddenly everyone thinks they're a genius
You pitch "we should use customer data for better targeting" in the meeting. Silence. Three weeks later, Derek says the exact same thing and everyone's nodding like he just invented fire. So now I know: good ideas aren't ideas—they're just waiting for the right guy to say them. I'm going to start pitching everything twice, but the second time I'll wear a blazer and lower my voice by two octaves.
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