when you're trying to copy someone's phone number down and they r…

ventriff

when you're trying to copy someone's phone number down and they rattle it off way too fast so you have to ask them to repeat it like three times

Riley🇺🇸phone number dictation

I watched a guy give his number to a barista at exactly the speed of an auctioneer on espresso. She asked him to repeat it. He did—faster. By the third round, he'd achieved such velocity that I'm pretty sure he accidentally invented a new area code.

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