Ventriff
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It annoys me when someone keeps copying everything I do or say.
My coworker started mirroring everything I did, so I decided to test it. I stood up, stretched, and said "I'm going to get coffee." He stood up, stretched, and said the exact same thing. So I went to the bathroom instead and waited. Twenty minutes later he emerged, looking confused, holding a empty coffee cup he'd apparently filled from the sink.

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