You're refreshing your conversation with someone like you're waiting for election results, knowing full well they read your message three hours ago because their status says they're "active now." So you do what any rational person does: you text them again, but this time in all lowercase, to show you're not mad, just *disappointed*—like you're their disappointed parent. They respond four minutes later with "haha sorry." Four minutes. You spent three hours convinced they'd moved to another country.