Ventriff
Triffroom
ventriff
when you're trying to open something and the plastic wrapping is sealed so tight you can't find where to start tearing it
I spent fifteen minutes with a pair of scissors, a knife, and my teeth trying to open a phone charger. The plastic won. I now own an expensive decorative sculpture that occasionally charges my phone if I hold it at exactly the right angle and apologize to it first.

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