You're staring at your phone and someone asks what you're thinking about. You were actually wondering if pigeons remember which humans have kicked at them, and whether they hold grudges, and if so, whether they'd recognize you specifically at the park next Tuesday. You say "nothing" and they don't believe you, so you panic-blurt "just work stuff," which somehow feels more dishonest than admitting you've been running a mental simulation of pigeon vengeance for the last four minutes.