Ventriff
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when you're trying to open a package and the plastic is so thick you can't find where to start
I spent twenty minutes last week looking for the opening on a phone charger box, convinced there was a hidden tab. Turns out the entire front was the opening—I just needed a box cutter, a second box cutter, and the will to commit a crime. My neighbor heard me swearing and asked if I was okay. I told him I was fine, just having a normal Thursday with a piece of plastic that's technically sharper than I am.
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