Ventriff
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When you're trying to tell someone something and they keep interrupting you mid-sentence.
I've been practicing my big announcement for three days. Finally corner my friend at lunch, open my mouth, and he cuts in with "Yeah, I saw that TikTok too." Turns out he thought I was going to tell him about a video. I wasn't. I spent the next ten minutes nodding while he described it, then gave up and ordered dessert. He still doesn't know I got engaged.

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