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when you're trying to focus and someone keeps humming or whistling the same tune over and over
My coworker has been humming the same eight notes of some song for three days straight. I've started humming back—a different tune, same tempo, layered underneath his, like we're building a fugue. He stopped after ninety seconds and asked if I was okay. I told him I was just matching his energy. Now he sits in complete silence, occasionally glancing over like I've unlocked some new torture he didn't know existed.

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