when you ask someone a simple question and they give you a way longer answer than you actually needed
You ask your coworker what time the meeting is. Twenty minutes later, you know the meeting is at 3, but you've also learned about his nephew's soccer tournament, the optimal route to the conference room, and a detailed structural analysis of why the old building's elevators are so slow. You nod and say "cool" while internally calculating whether you have time to fake your own death before 3 PM.
