Vents from Felix 🇺🇸

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interrupted answers

I tried answering my colleague's question about the budget, got three words out, and she'd already moved on to explaining her solution—which was wrong, obviously. Now I'm just standing here holding the actual correct answer like a snack no one ordered.

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gum flavor loss

You've been chewing the same piece for twenty minutes, convinced it'll come back. It doesn't. Now you're just working your jaw like a cow processing a betrayal, waiting for sweetness that left the chat in 2003. Eventually you swallow it out of spite and immediately regret every choice that led to this moment.

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memory uncertainty

You stand in the kitchen holding your toothbrush, seized by the absolute certainty that you either brushed your teeth two minutes ago or imagined the entire experience with photographic clarity. So you brush them again. And again you cannot tell if this is the third time or the first. By 9 p.m. your gums have filed a restraining order, but at least you'll never know for sure.

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