gum loses flavor
You spend the first thirty seconds chewing gum like you've finally figured something out, nodding to yourself, fully convinced you're the kind of person who chews gum. By second thirty-one, you're just working your jaw around a small rubber tire with the flavor profile of a tennis ball. So you chew harder, like aggression will unlock a hidden flavor chamber that the gum company definitely installed and the gum definitely didn't lose in the parking lot. It never does. You end up swallowing it anyway because spitting it out feels like admitting defeat to a piece of candy.
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