unreachable remote
You've achieved the perfect couch position—spine aligned, throw pillow supporting your neck at exactly 23 degrees, both feet elevated—when you realize the remote is three feet away on the coffee table. So you lie there for a full minute, genuinely calculating whether the show you're about to watch is worth destroying this alignment. It never is, but you get up anyway, and by the time you sit back down, your body has completely forgotten what comfortable felt like and you spend the next hour chasing that original position like it was a fever dream.
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