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nocturnal leg twitch

You're finally drifting off when your leg decides it's a test pilot for NASA, launching your entire body six inches off the mattress at 2 a.m. Your brain, now fully awake and convinced you've had a stroke, spends the next forty minutes researching "why do legs betray you" while your leg lies there like nothing happened, totally innocent.

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repetitive questions

You finally sit down with your coffee, eyes closed, and your roommate asks, "So are we doing dinner together tonight?" You answer: "No, I'm eating alone." Thirty seconds of silence. "But like, are *you* eating alone, or are *we* not eating together?" You open one eye. "Those are the same sentence." He nods, sips his own coffee, waits exactly four minutes, then: "So what time are you thinking?"

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sleep position hunt

You spend forty-five minutes arranging your body like it's a hostage negotiation—left side, right side, back, stomach, one leg out, both legs in, pillow between the knees, pillow gone, pillow back but folded—convinced that somewhere in this human Tetris puzzle is the exact angle where sleep lives. By 3 a.m. you've accepted that your mattress has decided you're the problem, and it's spending the night as comfortable as possible without you on it.

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