Ventriff
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when you're trying to tell someone something and they just keep staring at their phone like you're not even there
You're mid-sentence about something that actually matters, and they nod at exactly the wrong moment—agreeing that yes, your cat definitely sounds like a threat to national security. By the time they look up, you've forgotten whether you were complaining or confessing. They ask "what?" and you realize you have two choices: repeat yourself like a sad chatbot, or let them believe you've achieved inner peace. You choose the chatbot.
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