Ventriff
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when you sneeze and everyone around you immediately says bless you at the exact same time
You sneeze in a meeting of four people and all four "bless you" lands simultaneously like a choir of concerned uncles. For a full three seconds nobody moves. Then someone says "bless you" again, alone, just to break the silence they created by blessing you too hard.

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