Ventriff
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when you're about to say something and someone asks you a question so you completely forget what you were going to say
You open your mouth, someone asks "Hey, what time is the meeting?"—you answer it like a robot—and then you just stand there staring at them, waiting for your brain to reboot like a 1997 Dell. They stare back. You both know something important just died in there, but you're both pretending it didn't. Eventually you say "anyway" and walk away, and it was definitely going to be hilarious.
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