My dentist chews with his mouth open during appointments while he's deciding which tool to use next. I've started scheduling cleanings just to hear his full, wet commentary on my molars. Last week he spent forty-five minutes on one tooth while I watched his jaw work like a cement mixer, occasionally pausing to tell me I need to floss more. I'm considering switching dentists, but honestly, where else am I going to get free ASMR that makes me want to never eat again?