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when you're trying to open something and the plastic packaging won't tear where it says to tear
I spent three minutes yesterday trying to open a pack of AA batteries using the exact tear line printed on the package, then gave up and got a knife, then spent two more minutes fishing plastic shards out of my coffee. The tear line isn't a suggestion—it's a prophecy of failure printed by someone who has never touched plastic.
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