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You start telling your mate about the worst day of your work, really building to something, and halfway through he nods once—*once*—then immediately launches into a twenty-minute story about his Deliveroo order being late. By the end you've forgotten what you were upset about, and somehow you're the one apologizing that his garlic bread came cold.

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misheard question

I asked my mom if she had seen my keys. She launched into a fifteen-minute explanation of why she switched to a new brand of dish soap. I didn't interrupt—I just stood there nodding, keys still missing, now also informed that it's "phosphate-free and better for the environment." When she finally finished, I asked again. She told me about the dish soap's scent profile.

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constant interruptions

I finally understand why my cat stares at me without blinking for three minutes straight before asking if I've seen her toy from 2019. She's been studying my technique. Last Tuesday I spent forty minutes analyzing a spreadsheet, and my roommate interrupted exactly seven times—each one a different question, each one solvable by literally any search engine. On the eighth interruption, I just started answering his questions with increasingly complex spreadsheet formulas. He's stopped asking. I've also stopped understanding my own work, but at least there's silence now.

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constant interrupting

You finally get a chance to speak at dinner, so you take a breath and start: "I've been thinking about—" Your friend nods encouragingly, which you recognize as a trap. By word three, they're already launching into their own story about something vaguely related. You sit there nodding like a dashboard toy, waiting for a conversational red light that never comes. Eventually you just adopt their energy and start interrupting them mid-sentence, and somehow you both feel great about it. Democracy.

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