when you're trying to have a conversation with someone and they just keep yawning in your face
You're mid-sentence about something you actually care about, and they yawn so wide you can see their entire dental history. You keep talking—maybe if you just push through, they'll realize this is important. They yawn again. Now you're pretty sure they're doing it on purpose, like some kind of biological heckler. By the third yawn you're narrating your own story to their tonsils, which somehow have better listening skills than they do.
