You're drifting off at 11:47 p.m. when your brain decides it's the perfect moment to remind you that in 2009 you called your math teacher "Mom" and then just... kept going with it for three words before stopping. Your eyes snap open. You're now completely awake, replaying those three words on loop, wondering if she knew you did it on purpose or if she thought you had a medical condition. You will not sleep again until you've mentally reassigned yourself to a different school, a different country, a different timeline.